Delinquent

Here's something to make you laugh on a Monday night (or Tuesday morning, depending on when you read this).
I got a notice today that my account has been sent to a Collections Agency (gasp!).
What account, you ask?
My library card. I owed $12 in overdue fines and they added $3 for having to send it to a collections agency. I racked up these charges from not returning in a timely manner the 18 children's books my kids MADE me check out and then promptly never read.

When was I made aware that I was delinquent on my account?  Today, when I got the notice from the collections agency. First I've heard of it.  A little notice would have been nice.  It's a good thing we're not looking to sell the house anytime soon.  Probably couldn't get a mortgage, not with this on my credit report.

Any Parks & Rec fans out there?  Wanna know how I feel about the library?  A bunch of punk-a** book jockeys!

Don't worry, the check is in the mail.  Had to write an actual check because I couldn't pay online.

Ah, first world problems.